Monday, April 11, 2016

NEW For Pre-Order: ROUGHING IT. M/M Erotic Medical Thriller

Coming April 24! Pre-Order now at the JMS Books LLC web site.

ISBN: 9781634860956

$1.99  $1.59
Save: 20% off

GENRE: Gay Science Fiction Mystery Erotic Romance
LENGTH: 9,734 words
 flame rating 3

When a strange outbreak occurs at a lakeside campground, Jake Walker and Lance Cameron investigate. Not only are they biologists, they’re lovers who share a passion for science.

The outbreak has locals terrified. Nine campers become sick; four die, and one victim reports an increase in her sex drive so serious, she attacks her best friend's husband. Is this lustiness caused by the disease? What’s behind the odd rainstorm that falls over a small geographic area and the strange red dust around the cabins? Is this outbreak a new disease or something much more dire?

Together Jake and Lance must find the cause before others are infected ... and before they come down with the plague themselves.

Note: may contain sexually explicit scenes of a homoerotic nature.

    Once back at the chalet, Jake sat at the kitchen table, spooning hot turkey soup into his mouth. "Your soups are to die for. And this one is one of your best. Just the thing I need to help me feel better."

    "Comfort food."


    "How are you feeling now?"

    "A bit better. The dip in the hot tub helped." He took Lance's hand and gave it a squeeze. "As did your private, special ministrations."

    "I could repeat therapy if the patient deems it necessary."

    Jake spooned the last of the soup, stood, and took the bowl and spoon to the dishwasher. "I'm afraid I'll have to pass. If you don't mind, I'd like to lie down for about an hour to sleep this bug off. Then we can get back to work."

    "Sounds like a good idea. I'll join you."

    "No groping. Sleep only."

    Lance smiled. "I can't promise that."

    * * * *

    Lance awakened in the dark with a start in a cold sweat. Once the chills took over, Jake stirred at his side, and then woke up.

    "I can't shop shivering." Lance curled up into a ball, wondering what was happening to him. He hadn't felt this sick in years. Was this how Jake felt? Did he somehow expose himself to what the campers caught? He shook so hard his back seized. Pain shooting from his shoulder blades to his hips brought tears to his eye. He groaned in agony.

    Jake grabbed the blanket bunched at the bottom of the bed and brought it up to wrap around Lance, who grabbed it as if it were a life preserver. Anything to get warm.

    After what seemed like hours, the chills passed. Lance relaxed, exhausted but wide awake. He glanced at the clock. 4:30 am.

    "I have a scorching headache." Lance said. "Could you please get me some aspirin?"

    "Of course. Would you like some cold medicine, too? It's only 4:30. You could sleep for a few more hours."

    "Sure. It might help. This sure came on suddenly."

    "I feel terrible. You got it from me. We're playing volley-germ."

    "You didn't have the chills, though. And it's all in your head. Every joint in my body is on fire, and my ears are ringing. I hope it's not the camper's disease."

    "I doubt that's what it is. Maybe it's the flu manifesting itself differently. You have the headache to end all headaches, though, just like me. Let's keep an eye on it. We haven't drunk anything except bottled water, and we've used gloves and masks at the cabin. We thoroughly cook our food, too."

    Jake returned with Tamiflu, aspirin, and a bottle of water. After Lance took the medicine, he lay back in bed, wondering how whatever-it-was could slam him down flat on his back like this. Lance took pride in his healthy way of living. Fit and athletic, he worked out, ate organic, fresh food, and avoided too much alcohol. He neither smoked nor took illicit drugs. No prescription drugs, either. His body was a temple, and he hated so much as defiling it with aspirin and cold medicine, but now he had no choice. He rarely got sick, and when he did it was usually only a mild head cold.

    This was different, but he couldn't let it stop him from doing his job. What if I attack Jake with a dildo? Did I catch it from Emily Vanderness? He worried a stray thread on his T-shirt. Damn, he'd been careful! And he had work to do. A few more hours of sleep might be enough to get the bug under control so he could get back to the cabin. Before he knew it he drifted off into a fitful, dreamless sleep.

April 14 Is Cake And Cunnilingus Day!

April 14 is Cake and Cunnilingus Day! So, gentlemen, are you ready to serve her?

In case you've been living under a rock, Cake and Cunnilingus Day is the women's response to Steak And Blow Job Day, which was exactly one month ago on March 14. Steak and Blow Job Day was the dude's answer to Valentine's Day. Men were weary of being expected to dish out the cash for flowers, chocolates, toy teddy bears carrying hearts, and fancy dinners for the women in their lives. They wanted payback, hence Steak and Blow Job Day exactly one month later on March 14. Men are easy to please. They want meat. BJs. Toss in a few brews. That'll make them happy.

Well, women raised their eyebrows and said, "We can't let this one get by us", and they created Cake and Cunnilingus Day. Guys, get out that flavoured lube and prepare to do a little labial spelunking. I just love these fake holidays. What's extra special is that Steak and BJ Day happens to fall on my birthday. Joyous. 

We could keep these holidays going all year round.

February 14 - Valentine's Day
March 14 - Steak and BJ Day
April 14 - Cake and Cunnilingus Day
May 14 - Absinthe and Anal Day
June 14 - Biscuits and Bondage Day
July 15 - Fruit and Figging Day
August 15 - Pastries and Pegging Day
September 15 - Candy and CBT Day

And so on and so on...

Although lesbian couples enjoy eating fur pie, this article is geared towards dudes celebrating Cake and Cunnilingus Day with the special women in their lives. However, these cunnilingus tips apply to anyone who wants to use them.

If you are tongue-tied when it comes to muff diving, here are some tips to drive her mad with pleasure:

* Women - take a shower beforehand if you're the least bit squicked out about smell.

* Women - don't be afraid to guide him and tell him what pleases you.

* Men - lick her clit. That's where all the action is. You may want to lick around it rather than directly on it since some women are sensitive to direct contact.

* Gently pull back the hood of her clit and suck on it - gently. Don't roughride all over her like a Saint Bernard slobbering over everything.

* Follow her lead. Speed up when she wants it fast and slow down when she is in a more mellow mood.

* Don't use only your tongue. You have lips as well.

* Inhale her scent to help you really get into it. Her scent will be more pronounced - and much more of a turn-on - if she has more than a landing strip of pubic hair. Ladies, grow your bush and be proud! Blokes, occasionally make eye contact. Connect with her both physically and emotionally. The experience will be the best - for both of you.

* Insert a finger or two or three in her vagina as you suck and lick. The dual sensations will drive her mad!

* Insert a finger in her anus to drive her into the sexual stratosphere.

Try the following positions when performing cunnilingus:

* Missionary - She lies on her back on the bed with her legs spread. He is on top, between her legs, either lying sideways or he squats on the floor whilst she's on the bed.

* From The Rear - She sits doggie-style and he approaches her from behind. This is a great position for gaining access to her breasts to further stimulate her.

* Face-Sitting - He lies on his back on the bed and she squats over his face. She may lean forward on her arms if her legs become tired.

Have a great Cake and Cunnilingus Day! I prefer Devil's Food and other types of chocolate cake. I'll remind my husband of that on this special day. Ha!

The Calling - Wherever You Will Go

I heard a trance remix of this song on Hands Up radio today.

Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Super8 & Tab - Komorebi (Sied van Riel Extended Remix)

Heard this on Sean Tyas's Degenerate Radio on DI.FM Trance.

Friday, April 1, 2016