Pleasurists #134

Bound on Reflection by boykitten
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Editor

Scarlet Lotus
On to the reviews…
Vibrators

• Lux Rejuvenate by Flowering Ooo
• ONO Cleo by Mistress Kay
• Jopen Vanity Vr6 by Mystress Lady Evyl
• Anthro Dragon Dildo by True Pleasures
• Tantus Little Secret Touch by Bzzingbee
• Fukuoku Love Glove by Mistress Kay
• Silver Bullet & Bunny Sleeve by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
• Gossip Ring by Teagan Shepard
• Matryoshka by Arabella
• Curvy Rocket Toyfriend by Arabella
• Papaya Toys Candy Stick by Beanfiddler

Dildos

• Tantus Goliath by Pixel Kitten
• Your Highness by Teagan Shepard
• Don Wands Duchess by Kit O’Connell
• Crystal Delights Epiphany Wand by Toys in Love
• Natural Contours Energie by Lucid Obsession

Anal Toys

• Fun Factory Flexi Felix by Mystress Lady Evyl

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• System JO Wild Gel by Mistress Kay
• Lust Cosmetics Edible Massage Oil by Teagan Shepard
• Suntouched Candle by Red Vinyl Kitty
• Blossom Organics Revitalizing Breast Cream by Teagan Shepard
• Blossom Organics Revitalizing Breast Cream by Lucid Obsession
• JimmyJane Afterglow Candle by Ellie
• Please Liquid Lubricant by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew

BDSM/Fetish

• Sportsheets Paint Brush Whip by Mistress Kay
• Bondage Boutique Leather Ball Stretcher by Ruffled Sheets
• Fetish Fantasy Series Web Restraint System by True Pleasures

Adult Books & Games

• 52 Sex Positions Flash Cards by Teagan Shepard

Adult DVDs & Porn

• Scooby Doo: A XXX Parody by Sammi
• Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex 3: Adrianna’s Dangerous Mind – Scene 7 by Ginger Leigh
• Belladonna’s Dirty Panties (Disc 1) by J.D. Bauchery
• Raw and Ready by Ginger Leigh
• Official Jerry Springer Parody by J.D. Bauchery
• Softcore Nudes 115: Burlesque and Nudes ‘40’s and ‘50’s (All B and W) by Ginger Leigh

Lingerie

• Sexy School Girl Costume by True Pleasures
• Dreamgirl Crotchless Lace-Up Panty by Teagan Shepard
• Corset Style Fishnet Pantyhose by Lucid Obsession

Miscellaneous

• Rosebud Feather Tickler by Mistress Kay
• IN2U Discover Duo Balls by Joanna Cake

Six Sentence Sunday #6: Filthy Leuker

This is my sixth Six Sentence Sunday. Below are six sentences from my work in progress, Filthy Leuker. Leuker (aka Luke) is a Dutch dancer who catches the attention of Sam Hightower and Grant Newsome, the two bisexual main characters of Feral Heat, published by Romance Divine. Charlotte and Lena are two bisexual set painters who appear in my short story Neighbors, published by Torquere Press. Crossover time!

Curious, he walked to the door and looked though the peephole. Charlotte and Lena filled his line of vision, distended and elongated from the fisheye lens effect of the peephole as if they were reflected in a funhouse mirror. With those two around, life was like a rollercoaster ride at a carnival, so he opened the door.

Charlotte's eyebrows flipped up and she gave a low wolf-whistle. "Wow, and he comes gift wrapped all ready for us!"

Sam forgot he wore only a towel around his waist.

I expect to finish this story this weekend. It will be a free read available soon from Romance Divine. I wrote it in anticipation of writing my untitled sequel to Feral Heat. Look for that book in 2012.

Six Sentence Sunday #6: Purr And CONTEST!

This is my sixth Six Sentence Sunday. Below are six sentences from my brand new twisted erotic fairy tale, "Purr". This story is based on "Puss In Boots".

"Those breasts are especially nice, particularly late at night when it's cold outside." He smiled, walked to Muca, and laid a hand on her shoulder. "I see you're as enraptured as I am of her."

"She is indeed a fine woman, sir."

"Stop gossiping about me, you two." His wife gave Muca a saucy look as she switched the baby from one breast to the other, giving Muca a momentary glimpse of a brown nipple. 

And now the fun starts...

Want to win a FREE SEX TOY?  :)

I'm giving away two sex toys, one for a man and one for a woman. To win, purchase Purr and e-mail me your proof of purchase. Send your proof of purchase to trishcwilson AT comcast DOT net. That puts you in the running. Contest runs until July 31, 2011. I'll select the winner on August 1st, 2011.

Here's all the information you need about Purr.

Name: Elizabeth Black

Title: Purr (Based on "Puss In Boots")

Publisher: New Dawning Bookfair

Genre: Twisted Fairy Tale

Size: Short Story

ASIN: B005407APY

Cost: $2.99

Buy Links:

New Dawning Bookfair

Amazon Kindle

Smashwords

AllRomanceEBooks

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CONTEST! Buy PURR And Win A Free Sex Toy!

[NOTE: This contest is finished.]

Want to win a FREE SEX TOY?  :)

I'm giving away two sex toys, one for a man and one for a woman. To win, purchase Purr and e-mail me your proof of purchase. Send your proof of purchase to trishcwilson AT comcast DOT net. That puts you in the running. Contest runs until July 31, 2011. I'll select the winner on August 1st, 2011.

Here's all the information you need about Purr.

Name: Elizabeth Black

Title: Purr (Based on "Puss In Boots")

Publisher: New Dawning Bookfair

Genre: Twisted Fairy Tale

Size: Short Story

ASIN: B005407APY

Cost: $2.99

Buy Links:

New Dawning Bookfair

Amazon Kindle

Smashwords

AllRomanceEBooks

Blurb:

The alluring puss in boots Muca aspired for her master to become the richest and most respected man in the land, but her job was cut out for her. Could she convince the local farmers to trust in her against the vicious ogre who ruled the region?

Excerpt:

Francesca knelt before Gyorgy, fiddling with his slacks until she lowered them to the ground. He stepped out of them as he pulled his shirt over his head. He wore no under-garments. The powerfully built man, who towered above her, pumped his erect cock with one hand while he fondled Francesca's ample breast with the other. His long, black hair fell across his chiseled features, not quite masking his aroused expression. Milk from Francesca's breast trickled down his arm to drip on the floor.

"Come here," Muca growled. "I want to lick your arm."

She purred as she ran her tongue along his warm skin, tasting the sweetness of Francesca's life fluid. Gyorgy held his cock to her mouth, fisting her hair with his free hand.

"Here, taste this."

His cock tasted of olive oil, rosemary, and juniper. One of her favorite food combinations that made her mouth water so much drool rolled down her chin. He thrust in and out of her mouth with such abandon she almost didn't notice the pair of strong hands that kneaded her calves. Tibor knelt between her legs, massaging her skin until it tingled. When did he remove his clothes? I had no idea he was naked.

She writhed on the comforter, as aroused by his passion as she was by her own. Gyorgy grasped her face between his palms and guided her mouth to his cock once again. Restrained and at their mercy, she gave in to helplessness and deep arousal as both men worked on her most sensitive spots. Gyorgy worked her breasts as he thrust into her mouth, and Tibor buried his tongue between her folds. She tightened deep inside, needing one of them to enter her.

When Francesca held up the glass dildo, Muca wondered if the lovely mother had read her mind. Hands slick with oil, Francesca lubricated the dildo and then with a smile, slowly penetrated Muca. Ah, she warmed it! She knows how to pleasure me.

New! "Purr" - An Erotic Fairy Tale ("Puss In Boots")

Name: Elizabeth Black

Title: Purr (Based on "Puss In Boots")

Publisher: New Dawning Bookfair

Genre: Twisted Fairy Tale

Size: Short Story

ASIN: B005407APY

Cost: $2.99

Buy Links:

New Dawning Bookfair

Amazon Kindle

Smashwords

AllRomanceEBooks

Blurb:

The alluring puss in boots Muca aspired for her master to become the richest and most respected man in the land, but her job was cut out for her. Could she convince the local farmers to trust in her against the vicious ogre who ruled the region?

Excerpt:

"Good afternoon, cat! How went your trip to the king?"

She smiled, happy he recognized her. She gave the farmer a confident smile, eager to continue her plan. She strode to him, and gave him a deep, elegant bow. "Very well, my friend. He enjoyed the gifts of my Master, the Marquis of Carabas." The farmer's wife nursed her infant, her full breasts spilling out from beneath her flowing cotton blouse. Such a hypnotic sight! An urge overwhelmed her to take a suck herself. She had a weakness for soft, enormous breasts, especially ones filled with milk. Her groin warmed, and shifted her stance to take the pressure from her arousal. "You have a fine infant there. How old is he?"

"Six months, and my wife has lost all her baby weight. Those breasts are especially nice, particularly late at night when it's cold outside." He smiled, walked to Muca, and laid a hand on her shoulder. "I see you're as enraptured as I am of her."

"She is indeed a fine woman, sir."

"Stop gossiping about me, you two." His wife gave Muca a saucy look as she switched the baby from one breast to the other, giving Muca a momentary glimpse of a brown nipple. Her nipples grow erect at the beautiful sight.

The farmer laughed and slapped Muca on the back, making her tip forward, nearly losing her balance. "Tell me more about this Marquis of Carabas. Why have we never seen him in these parts?"

"He's new to this region. My Marquis is a very busy man. He has recently returned from China after hunting down some rare herbs and exotic textiles. A sultan introduced him to his youngest daughter, and although my Marquis was flattered, he simply couldn't bring himself to take her as his bride. Just this past month, an Italian countess courted him! Italy is far too distant a land for his taste, since he prefers Eastern Europe, so he had to let her down easy. He has toured many kingdoms from here to the sea, and he likes this area best. As a matter of fact, he's looking for land here, and he would love to own the fields you harvest."

"Little chance of that happening. I doubt Derp would give up his lands without a fight." He waved an arm towards the field, and for the first time Muca saw a checkerboard pattern built into the soy field. "Derp made us deface our soy field for his own entertainment."

"What on earth is that?" Muca eyed up the field, trying to make sense of what she saw. She expected life-sized chess piece bishops and knights to take their places on the squares.

"It's a game board for Derp's latest form of entertainment that costs us a fortune." He threw a towel to the ground. His brows knitted together, face contorted with rage and frustration. "It's for a game Derp calls "Cow Patty Checkers". He demands everyone in town place bets on where his prized steer will drop a load, and we always lose. Derp has stolen much money from us with this dreadful game."

"What's "Cow Patty Checkers"?"

"Everyone places bets on which block the steer will grace with its shit. Then, Derp releases the animal onto the field. We wait while it takes its good old time wandering from block to block, munching on clover and swatting flies with its tail. Then, it squats over a square and takes a huge dump - always on the square Derp has chosen. We are robbed like this at least two or three times each month."

Six Sentence Sunday #5: Purr

This is my fifth Six Sentence Sunday. Below are six sentences from my brand new twisted erotic fairy tale, "Purr". This story is based on "Puss In Boots".

"How about you come over here and give us a taste?"

"That wouldn't be polite," she teased and looked Muca directly in the eye. 

"Ladies first."

Muca's blinked her eyes and stared at the woman. Am I that obvious? "Are you offering?" 

"You've been begging for a suck since I saw you in the field a few hours ago. 

It's not officially available yet, but you can get it at Smashwords. It will be available everywhere very shortly, once the publisher New Dawning Bookfair opens. Keep an eye here for more details including buy links!

The Allure Of Sexy Vampires

I think that my vampires in general were influenced by my being allowed to watch the Hammer vampire films. Vampire Circus, also shown as Circus of Fear, was one of those movies." - Laurell K. Hamilton

I'm as influenced by Hammer Films as Ms. Hamilton. Whilst I have never written a vampire novel (I prefer werewolves), I was enraptured by Christopher Lee when I was kid, with my butt parked two inches in front of the TV all the way down in our unfinished basement, in the dark, at o-dark-thirty in the morning. Running up two flights of stairs in the dark at 4 am, hearing all kinds of noises as the house settled in the dead of night, and hoping I didn't squeal like the little girl I was and wake my parents made my Saturday nights. I also saw Vampire Circus as well as other Hammer classics like Horror Of Dracula, Dracula Has Risen From The Grave, and Dracula Prince Of Darkness. 

To me, for the longest time, vampires were dead, horrific creatures. There was nothing romantic about them, although Christopher Lee was a very handsome man. I couldn't get away from the teeth. The blood. The bites. The bruises. The painful death.

It wasn't until I discovered Hammer's The Vampire Lovers that I learned vampires could be seductive and attractive in a more lustful way. Ingrid Pitt ruled as Carmilla in The Vampire Lovers, which was based on J. Sheridan LeFanu's classic story Carmilla, which was also chock full of lesbian undertones.

Now she is a gorgeous vampire! Just my type.

Vampires have been romanticized since Stoker's Dracula and Bela Lugosi's, Max Shreck's, and Chris Lee's portrayal of the undead. Anne Rice is in part greatly responsible for the new, erotic and romantic vision. I'm watching Interview With The Vampire right now. Brad Pitt and even Tom Cruise sure are pretty! Then there is every straight woman's favorite vamp as of late, Mick St. John on Moonlight. Alex O'Loughlin is so gorgeous he takes my breath away! No wonder I'm hooked on Hawaii Five-0 now.

 

As you can see, I purposefully did not mention any vampires from Twilight. This is a "Sparkle Free" zone. LOL

So which vampires do you find attractive, male or female? Which erotic vamp books do you enjoy? And why?