Sunday, May 8, 2011

Happy Mother's Day! A New Reality Show :)


Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. 

Each kid will play
 two sports and take either music or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must
 take care of his 3 kids; maintain his career, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook
, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money. 

In addition,
 each man will have to budget enough money for groceries each week. 

Each man
 must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing.

Each man must also take each child
to a 
doctor's appointment, 
 dentist appointment 
and a
 haircut appointment.
He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Emergency Room

He must also make 
cookies or cupcakes for a school function.

Each man will be responsible for
 decorating his own assigned house,
 planting flowers outside, and keeping it 
presentable at all times.

The men will
 only have access to television 
when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. 

The men must shave their
wear makeup daily
adorn themselves
 with jewelry, 
wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes
keep fingernails polished, 

eyebrows groomed 

During one of the six weeks, the 
men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, backaches, headaches, have extreme, unexplained mood swings 
but never once complain or slow down
from other duties.

They must attend weekly school meetings
  and church, 
and find time at least once to spend
  the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to read a book to the kids each
 night and in the morning, 
feed them, 
dress them, 
brush their teeth
 and comb their hair  by 7:30 am.

A test will be given
 at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: 
each child's

shoe size, 

clothes size, 
doctor's name,
the child's weight at birth,

time of birth, 
and length of labor,
each child's favorite color,
middle name,
favorite snack,
favorite song,
favorite drink,
favorite toy,
biggest fear,
and what they want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance.

The last man wins only if... he still
 has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win,
 he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years, eventually earning the right 
to be called

After you get done laughing, send this to as many females as
 you think will get a kick out of it and as many men as you think can handle it. Just don't send it back to me....

I'm going to bed.

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