Happy Cake And Cunnilingus Day!

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

Special Sale For Cake And Cunnilingus Day

Tomorrow is Cake And Cunnilingus Day! Help Elizabeth Black celebrate this fun day by checking out her erotic retelling of Puss In Boots, "Trouble In Thigh High Boots". Tomorrow, the ebook version of this book will be $0.99 and if you get her erotic fairy tale, you'll be entered in her contest to win a $20 Amazon Kindle gift card! Send your receipt to mselizabethablack AT comcast DOT net to quality for the contest.

Amazon US: http://tinyurl.com/trouble-amazon-us

Amazon UK: http://tinyurl.com/trouble-amazon-uk

Beethoven's Symphony No. 7 in A Major

Seduced Sex Toys - The Art Of Foreplay

I have a new writing gig! I now write bi-monthly articles for Seduced Sex Toys, a sex toys company in the U. K. My first article is about foreplay. Seduced Sex Toys - The Art Of Foreplay Here's an excerpt:

Foreplay doesn't have to be a lost art. Remember back in high school when you could make out for hours on the couch or in the car without so much as a finger getting inside either one of you? You were so hot when making out you could have been the first authentic case of spontaneous human combustion! And your partner was so inflamed with passion he or she could have exploded. Think outside the box - pun intended. Did you know that the largest human organ is the skin? Take advantage of that knowledge and touch yourself and your sweetie's erogenous zones, but do it when you aren't supposed to do it, like give your sweetie a wet kiss in a crowd or place a hand on his or her bum whilst waiting for the tube. Give that cheek a squeeze! Sex is just as much preparation as it is action. You can spend all day working each other up to a frenzy, and you'll reap the benefits later with teh most monumental orgasms.

Head on over and have a good read, and then buy a few vibrators, flavoured lubes, or whatever strikes your fancy.

Lex Van Someren - Mystical Return

I heard this on internet radio, and I have it on repeat. Delightful music to listen to whilst writing.

Lex Van Someren - Mystical Return

Fink - Warm Shadow (Radio Edit)

I heard this song playing during an episode of "The Walking Dead".

Tuesday Tales - Sleep

This week's Tuesday's Tales is a picture prompt. Writers are to use the two pictures above to inspire a 300 words story. Mine is below. It's a dark fantasy. To read the other fine entries, go to the Tuesdays Tales web site.

------

SLEEP

By Elizabeth Black

Genre: Dark Fantasy

Princess Zinnia had fled her village a week earlier, seeking the magical kingdom through the iron gate - the kingdom that held the secret to the curse than had kept her townspeople awake for thirty nights. Fatigue drove men to battle each other, draw blood, and kill. Women wrecked their homes in exhausted vexation. Children, weary from lack of sleep, banged their heads against walls in frustration and physical pain.

The princess ran through the forest. Dead brush scratched her legs with each step. Leaves had fallen to the brown grass. Bare branches reached for the sky, praying for rain that never came. As she ran, she spied a lone crocus peaking through the dead earth. Then, a second crocus. Green blades pushed past dried brown until the forest floor was a carpet of fragrant grass. Bare tree branches gave way to green leaves and pink blossoms. Excited, she knew she approached the magical kingdom and the sorceress within.

She ran past a gate and stumbled upon a courtyard. Villagers slept where they fell, some covered with dust. Chickens slept in coops and horses dozed. As she entered the courtyard, villagers stirred, awakening as if from a long sleep.

Zinnia stood before a woman who faced away from her, hands balled into fists.

The sorceress.

"Please help me. My village..."

"I know of your plight. I have waited for you to come and lift my curse."

Confused, Zinnia watched as the sorceress turned to face her. Zinnia stared into her own face, marred with loathing. The villagers surrounded her, pitchforks in hand. The sorceress extended one hand and touched Zinnia's face. The princess fell to the earth.

The sorceress walked beyond the gate into the forest in search of the princess's village. She had a mission to accomplish.