Sunday, April 14, 2013

Happy Cake And Cunnilingus Day!


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Excerpt:
In case you've been living under a rock, Cake and Cunnilingus Day is the women's response to Steak And Blow Job Day, which was exactly one month ago on March 14. Steak and Blow Job Day was the bloke's answer to Valentine's Day. Men were weary of being expected to dish out the cash for flowers, chocolates, toy teddy bears carrying hearts, and fancy dinners for the women in their lives. They wanted payback, hence Steak and Blow Job Day exactly one month later on March 14. Men are easy to please. They want meat. BJs. Toss in a few brews. That'll make them happy.
 Well, women raised their eyebrows and said, "We can't let this one get by us", and they created Cake and Cunnilingus Day. Blokes, get out that flavoured lube and prepare to do a little labial spelunking.

Enjoy!

2 comments:

  1. Aw, it's too bad I missed this yesterday. It kind of reminds me of that old Marilyn Manson song "Cake and Sodomy."

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  2. LOL, I'll have to track that song down, Erin. Sorry you missed it, too. It's a fun little fake holiday.

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