Adam and Eve's Triple Pleasure Rabbit
I have always loved getting triple play action when it comes
to sex play. My husband knows this and pleasures me accordingly. He sticks his
index and middle fingers in my vagina, his pinky in my anus, and he toys with
my clit with his thumb. I squirm and squeal and make little kitten noises. When
he does this he kinda looks like a redneck holding a bowling ball. So I call it
the Bowling Ball Maneuver.
Imagine my sheer joy when I discovered that there are sex
toys that do the same thing. I was delighted! So was my husband since
maneuvering your hand like that makes it cramp easily. He has arthritis and
even though he enjoys giving me pleasure it comes at a price. So now he can be
like those therapists in the late 1890s and early 1900s who treated Victorian
women for hysteria. Instead of working your arm and hand until you needed to
dose them in an ice bath to ease the pain, you use a vibrator to do the work
for you. That was the first use of vibrators. It's why they were invented. They
were medical aids used by doctors to treat women with an ailment that didn't
actually exist, but I figure the women enjoyed the "treatment" so
much they came back for more. If only the doctors taught their husbands the
techniques. They would never have had to return to the doc. But that is money
out of doc's pocket, so he wouldn't want to give up his trade secrets.
Adam and Eve makes such a sex toy, which pleases me since
Adam and Eve is a fine sex toy company. It's one of my favorites. You can rely
on an Adam and Eve toy to be well-made and long-lasting. The Adam
and Eve Triple Pleasure Rabbit gives the Bowling Ball Maneuver a run for
its money. At only $60.99, you get lots of knee-knocking bang for your buck.
The toy is phthalate-free and made of high-quality silicone – one of the best
materials for sex toys – and it is 10 inches long. Longer than nature intended,
with all the fun packed in. It's also 1 inch wide so you won't feel like an oak
tree being cleaved in two. It takes 3 AA batteries. This toy is waterproof so
take it in the bath with you. I didn't use it in the bath – I used it in bed –
but I could easily bathe with it.
It's not overly heavy, which is a nice switch since these
types of rabbits tend to weigh a ton. My wrist didn't give out for a change.
The controls are also easy to use. When you hold the rabbit while using it,
your thumb naturally falls right in place over the right buttons. It's just a
matter of memorizing which ones do what and that's easy enough. This toy does
it all – vibrates, pulsates, escalates, rotates. There are so many variations
of all that movement that you'll likely never use all of them. I tried various
speeds, pulsations, and escalations. All of them were good. I controlled the
power and intensity, which was easy and exactly what I wanted.
Insertion was easy. I used a water-based lube and inserted
the main body of the rabbit. The anal stimulator fell right in place and I
gently guided it in with no problem. The clit bumper was positioned properly.
Everything was in place and ready to go. While I enjoy vaginal and clit action
at once, when you combine them with anal stimulation you get OMG EXPLOSIONS!
It's as if Michael Bay directed my sex play.
This sex toy did its job quickly without being too fast
because I controlled the stimulations. I like that. Coming too quickly is no
problem because you'll have multiple orgasms with this rabbit. So hop to it and
head to My
Luv Box and pick up the Adam and Eve Triple Pleasure Rabbit for yourself.
Does the woman you love have a birthday coming up? Is it your anniversary? This
rabbit would make a sensational gift you both may enjoy. Get it, use it, and
invent your own variation of the Bowling Ball Maneuver. You will have a blast.
Michael Bay directed or otherwise.
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