Welcome, blog
hoppers! Happy Valentine's Day! I'm hosting a contest to win a free erotic
book. Details at the end of this post.
Why do something
mundane on Valentine's Day like honor your sweetie with gifts of flowers, boxed chocolates, a
fancy dinner, champagne, sex toys, and a little roll between the sheets to top
off the night? Do something different!
You're seen these
things in zoos. They're big. They hiss. They make the Zanti misfits look like
fruit flies.
Roaches have real
character. They are resilient. Tenacious. Creative. Prolific! Resourceful and
loyal. Those are great qualities in any mate. You can now tell your honey bunny
he or she is as sexy as a roach!
So now instead of
greeting each individual roach with a "WTF IS THAT?" you can call it
Tootsie Wootsie or Sugar Bear. All you need to do is give a $10 donation to the
Bronx Zoo and you get to name a really cool Madagascar hissing cockroach after
your soulmate. You'll even get a certificate of honor. How cool is that?
According to the Bronx Zoo web site, "Your $10 donation helps WCS conserve
species big and small, beautiful and damned. With your support, we'll continue
to do our work saving wildlife in the forests of Madagascar and throughout the
world's most majestic wild places."
Forget the
chocolates and roses. Name one of these bugs after your true love, help support
the Bronx Zoo, and buy some erotic books to end the night on a high note. Try
my erotic fairy tales "Trouble In Thigh High Boots" and
"Climbing Her Tower".
CONTEST!
I'm giving away a
copy of "Trouble In Thigh High Boots", my erotic version of Puss In
Boots! To win, just leave a comment telling me about your honey who is lucky
enough to get a Madagascar hissing cockroach named after them. Make sure you
leave your email in comments so I may contact you if you win. Write your email
as follows: Your Name AT Blahdeblah DOT com. I'll select the lucky winner after
the blog hop ends. Good luck to all who enter.
And now, information
about both erotic fairy tales:
TROUBLE IN THIGH
HIGH BOOTS
This isn't your
mother's Puss In Boots.
This erotic version
of Puss In Boots, "Trouble In Thigh High Boots" is a story packed
with hot, sexy, body-humping adult fairy tale erotica.
"Trouble
in Thigh High Boots is a delightfully creative retelling of the Puss in
Boots tale. It is a tale that has been told myriad times, but never in
such a wonderfully imaginative way. The characters are enchanting, and the
story flows beautifully. The love scenes are sizzling."
-- Hitherandthee
of Night Owl Reviews
WARNING: Tita
isn't your run of the mill Puss In Boots. She's a cat shapeshifter who turns
into a mouth-wateringly sexy human woman with a sex drive to match. This story
includes M/F, F/F, M/F/M/F, light bondage, and lactation. This erotic fairy
tale will get you hot in all the right places. Definitely for only 18 years and
over.
You may find buy
links and an excerpt at the page linked at the top of this web site.
CLIMBING HER TOWER
This isn't your
mother's Rapunzel.
This erotic
version of Rapunzel, "Climbing Her Tower" depicts Rapunzel as a
voracious woman who discovers the joys of kinky sex with a sexy prince with a
few unusual kinks of his own. This story includes BDSM, M/F, M/F/F, virgin
fantasy, and erotic shaving. You'll get so hot you'll want to let your hair down
as well! Let Rapunzel and her prince take you on the sexual ride of a lifetime.
Absolutely only for 18 years and over.
""Climbing
Her Tower" is an erotic twist to the fairy tale Rapunzel. I sure love
a good fairy tale and this hot and steamy tale doesn't disappoint."
-- Beverly at
Sizzling Hot Book Reviews
"Climbing
Her Tower has all that and more. It is the story of Rapunzel told with a
bit of a BDSM twist."
-- Hitherandthee
from Night Owl Reviews
WARNING: Rapunzel
isn't sweet and innocent. In this fairy tale erotica, she tires of being a
virgin and craves the touch of Prince Richard's hands all over her body.
Although she begins naive, she blossoms with sexual excitement under the
watchful eye of her prince, who introduces her to BDSM, erotic shaving, and
deep penetration. He leaves her wanting more, and you will want more too!
You may find buy
links and an excerpt at the page linked at the top of this web site.
I don't have a honey but I would name it after myself lol
ReplyDeleteThanks for the awesome giveaway!
cassandrahicks1989@yahoo.com
You're welcome! Good luck in my contest. :)
ReplyDeleteI will have to pass on the hissing cockroach but Climbing Her Tower is intriguing! :D
ReplyDeletemspebbles73@gmail.com
Ewwww! I HATE COCKROACHES! Sorry. I would however name a frog after my hubby. LOL I have both TROUBLE IN THIGH HIGH BOOTS and CLIMBING HER TOWER on my wishlist. I would love to win either one of them.
ReplyDeleteThanks for being part of the hop and for the chance to win. <^_^>
reneebennett35 (at) yahoo (dot) com
I would name the cockroach Mary Alice, but don't ask my why.
ReplyDeleteWould love to read your book.
yolandarenee(at)hotmail(dot)com
No hissing cockroach for me! I don't like bugs at all, even ladybugs freak me out!! Book looks great!
ReplyDeletesusanmplatt AT hotmail DOT com
Thanks for the giveaway! Sometimes I wish I was swept away by someone's love especially on Valentine's Day. Being young, I have yet to have the opportunity. If I could choose any man in the world to sweep me away, I would certainly choose Alexander Skarsgard. He's nice, funny, polite and well educated. If I could pick a fictional man, I would choose Jamie Fraser from "Outlander." With his rough physicality, loving sensibility, and fierce passion, I know I would be happy for the rest of my life. I wish I could be swept away to New Zealand or Scotland, somewhere beautifully green and primitive.
ReplyDeleteEnough with my epic daydreams…
Happy Valentine's Day!
mestith at gmail dot com
What a neat idea. I wold totally name a cockroach after my husband. :)
ReplyDeletesmurfettev AT gmail DOT com
Cool idea! No hunny this year so ill have to save this idea! :D Thank you for the awesome hop and giveaway!!! :)
ReplyDeleteshadowluvs2read(at)gmail(dot)com