Thursday, February 14, 2013

Welcome, Swept Away Valentine's Day Blog Hoppers!

Welcome, blog hoppers! Happy Valentine's Day! I'm hosting a contest to win a free erotic book. Details at the end of this post.

Why do something mundane on Valentine's Day like honor your sweetie with gifts of flowers, boxed chocolates, a fancy dinner, champagne, sex toys, and a little roll between the sheets to top off the night? Do something different!

You're seen these things in zoos. They're big. They hiss. They make the Zanti misfits look like fruit flies.

Roaches have real character. They are resilient. Tenacious. Creative. Prolific! Resourceful and loyal. Those are great qualities in any mate. You can now tell your honey bunny he or she is as sexy as a roach!

So now instead of greeting each individual roach with a "WTF IS THAT?" you can call it Tootsie Wootsie or Sugar Bear. All you need to do is give a $10 donation to the Bronx Zoo and you get to name a really cool Madagascar hissing cockroach after your soulmate. You'll even get a certificate of honor. How cool is that? According to the Bronx Zoo web site, "Your $10 donation helps WCS conserve species big and small, beautiful and damned. With your support, we'll continue to do our work saving wildlife in the forests of Madagascar and throughout the world's most majestic wild places."

Forget the chocolates and roses. Name one of these bugs after your true love, help support the Bronx Zoo, and buy some erotic books to end the night on a high note. Try my erotic fairy tales "Trouble In Thigh High Boots" and "Climbing Her Tower".


I'm giving away a copy of "Trouble In Thigh High Boots", my erotic version of Puss In Boots! To win, just leave a comment telling me about your honey who is lucky enough to get a Madagascar hissing cockroach named after them. Make sure you leave your email in comments so I may contact you if you win. Write your email as follows: Your Name AT Blahdeblah DOT com. I'll select the lucky winner after the blog hop ends. Good luck to all who enter.

And now, information about both erotic fairy tales:


This isn't your mother's Puss In Boots.

This erotic version of Puss In Boots, "Trouble In Thigh High Boots" is a story packed with hot, sexy, body-humping adult fairy tale erotica.

"Trouble in Thigh High Boots is a delightfully creative retelling of the Puss in Boots tale. It is a tale that has been told myriad times, but never in such a wonderfully imaginative way. The characters are enchanting, and the story flows beautifully. The love scenes are sizzling."
-- Hitherandthee of Night Owl Reviews

WARNING: Tita isn't your run of the mill Puss In Boots. She's a cat shapeshifter who turns into a mouth-wateringly sexy human woman with a sex drive to match. This story includes M/F, F/F, M/F/M/F, light bondage, and lactation. This erotic fairy tale will get you hot in all the right places. Definitely for only 18 years and over.

You may find buy links and an excerpt at the page linked at the top of this web site.


This isn't your mother's Rapunzel.

This erotic version of Rapunzel, "Climbing Her Tower" depicts Rapunzel as a voracious woman who discovers the joys of kinky sex with a sexy prince with a few unusual kinks of his own. This story includes BDSM, M/F, M/F/F, virgin fantasy, and erotic shaving. You'll get so hot you'll want to let your hair down as well! Let Rapunzel and her prince take you on the sexual ride of a lifetime. Absolutely only for 18 years and over.

""Climbing Her Tower" is an erotic twist to the fairy tale Rapunzel. I sure love a good fairy tale and this hot and steamy tale doesn't disappoint."
-- Beverly at Sizzling Hot Book Reviews

"Climbing Her Tower has all that and more. It is the story of Rapunzel told with a bit of a BDSM twist."
-- Hitherandthee from Night Owl Reviews

WARNING: Rapunzel isn't sweet and innocent. In this fairy tale erotica, she tires of being a virgin and craves the touch of Prince Richard's hands all over her body. Although she begins naive, she blossoms with sexual excitement under the watchful eye of her prince, who introduces her to BDSM, erotic shaving, and deep penetration. He leaves her wanting more, and you will want more too!

You may find buy links and an excerpt at the page linked at the top of this web site.


  1. I don't have a honey but I would name it after myself lol
    Thanks for the awesome giveaway!

  2. You're welcome! Good luck in my contest. :)

  3. I will have to pass on the hissing cockroach but Climbing Her Tower is intriguing! :D

  4. Ewwww! I HATE COCKROACHES! Sorry. I would however name a frog after my hubby. LOL I have both TROUBLE IN THIGH HIGH BOOTS and CLIMBING HER TOWER on my wishlist. I would love to win either one of them.
    Thanks for being part of the hop and for the chance to win. <^_^>
    reneebennett35 (at) yahoo (dot) com

  5. I would name the cockroach Mary Alice, but don't ask my why.

    Would love to read your book.


  6. No hissing cockroach for me! I don't like bugs at all, even ladybugs freak me out!! Book looks great!

    susanmplatt AT hotmail DOT com

  7. Thanks for the giveaway! Sometimes I wish I was swept away by someone's love especially on Valentine's Day. Being young, I have yet to have the opportunity. If I could choose any man in the world to sweep me away, I would certainly choose Alexander Skarsgard. He's nice, funny, polite and well educated. If I could pick a fictional man, I would choose Jamie Fraser from "Outlander." With his rough physicality, loving sensibility, and fierce passion, I know I would be happy for the rest of my life. I wish I could be swept away to New Zealand or Scotland, somewhere beautifully green and primitive.
    Enough with my epic daydreams…
    Happy Valentine's Day!

    mestith at gmail dot com

  8. What a neat idea. I wold totally name a cockroach after my husband. :)

    smurfettev AT gmail DOT com

  9. Cool idea! No hunny this year so ill have to save this idea! :D Thank you for the awesome hop and giveaway!!! :)