Unmarried women, do this tonight at midnight and find out who your future spouse will be. It's a fun old wives tale. You'll need a candle, a brush, an apple, a mirror, and lots of privacy.
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Thursday, October 30, 2014
Monday, October 27, 2014
Sunday, October 26, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's Tales! This week, the prompt is the word "ghostly" - just in time for Halloween. Eric and his sweetie are staying at a haunted bed and breakfast, and they definitely get their money's worth.
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Eric had planned a wonderful Halloween get-away for us at a bed and breakfast haunted by a pirate captain! Captain Samuel Black longed for his true love, but unlike Eric and I, he lost her to a tragic fate. Black took vengeance against Norwich, Massachusetts – where we were staying - when his true love's father refused their request to marry. Rather than live without him, she committed suicide while he was out at sea. Every time there was a Nor'easter, the ghost of Black's ship Prospero appeared offshore, terrorizing anyone who saw it. The B&B was his former home.
Our inviting and spacious room lulled me into a relaxed state, which was good since it was nearly midnight approaching Halloween, my favorite holiday. We had dined on turkey and roasted potatoes in the B&B's dining room, and now it was time to settle in for the night. A storm approached, and we were lucky to get inside before getting wet. This storm promised to be an impressive one. There was nothing as romantic as a storm at sea when staying in a bed and breakfast.
I love staying in hotels and B&Bs. There was something exciting and romantic at finding a home away from home. The brass four poster king-sized bed promised lots of lovemaking that night. We set up our computers on a large table with two chairs. I turned on some romantic piano music on iTunes. As I unpacked my bag, Eric plopped a duffel bag on the bed.
"What's that for?" I asked.
"It's a test of an old wives tale." He said as he pulled out a red taper candle, silver candlestick, a box of matches, an apple, and my favorite antique hairbrush. "I've wanted to find a woman to try this with since I was a kid. It'll be midnight in ten minutes, and then the spirits roam the earth on Halloween."
"You know I don't believe that nonsense."
"Neither do I, but this sounded like fun. Here's what you do: you stand in front of the mirror in the bathroom alone and light the candle. Make sure you can see your reflection in the mirror. At the stroke of midnight, stand in front of the mirror, eat the apple, and brush your hair. You should see the face of your future husband reflected in the mirror."
"Sounds like fun but there's one problem."
"What if I don't see you?"
"You'll have to describe him to me so I can track him down and kill him." He grinned, clearly taking none of this seriously.
"Do you really think I'll see anything?"
"Of course. I read about this on the internet so it must be true."
I laughed, enjoying Eric's fun mood. "Okay, let's get this set up. I want to see you over my shoulder looking all ghostly." We set the scene by placing the candlestick on top of the toilet with my brush and putting the apple in the sink. Five minutes before midnight, I lit the candle.
I heard a pop coming from the bedroom. Eric had opened a bottle of champagne and poured bubbly into two coupe glasses. "Let's celebrate your favorite holiday." He handed me a glass. "And let's hope we see Captain Hook tonight."
"His name is Captain Samuel Black. Don't piss him off. He might not be nice to us. You know his reputation." I sipped the champagne, which was delicious.
"I sure do. He's a surly sort."
"And Black haunts this B&B, which was his former home. Don't get on his bad side."
"It's one minute before midnight. Time to head to the bathroom." Eric said.
I raced to the bathroom and closed the door. As my eyes adjusted to the dark, I felt the gloom close in on me. The prickly things crept up and down my spine. This old wives tales stuff was nonsense but exciting nonetheless. Who would I see in the mirror? Hopefully, it would be Eric.
I stood in front of the mirror and picked up the apple. I held the brush in my hand and started at my reflection.
I laughed. Just get on with it and see what appears. A nibbled on the apple as I brushed my hair, staring at my reflection in the glass. As I stared, the edges of my face faded and my features distorted, as I expected them to do from gazing so intently. A fog arose around me and misted the glass. As I brushed and ate, I heard the distant sound of a foghorn, but it sounded as if it came from inside the bathroom rather than outside the balcony. The smell of ocean water and seaweed floated about me. The atmosphere of the B&B and the romance of both Black's story and the old wives tale did their jobs very well.
A shadow appeared over my shoulder. I attributed it to a trick of the light, of spots appearing in front of my eyes. I blinked away the spots but the shadow remained. It grew as the foghorn sounded and the ocean mist surrounded me.
I big hand rested on my shoulder. My heart raced at the touch, but I did not move. A thick, silver ring with a large black onyx at the center encircled the ring finger. Eric's hands were slimmer and he owned no such ring. I shivered, both from cold and sheer fright. The apple felt like a lump of wax in my dry mouth. I froze with the brush caught in my hair.
A face materialized next to mine, lips pressed close to my ear. "You are delicious," a deep voice whispered. "He's a lucky man." Intense black eyes captured my gaze. His thick black beard was well-manicured, but his entire animal nature overwhelmed me. This man was much more feral than Eric could ever think of being. I feared him but he fascinated me so much I forced myself to stay in the bathroom and not flee like a simpering little girl.
"Are you Captain Samuel Black?" I asked.
"Aye, and you're welcome in my home anytime, fair lady. I'll watch over you and keep you and your loved ones safe."
"Thank you." I couldn't muster more words, being in shock.
"Thank you for what?" Two hands tickled my waist, and I screamed. The apple and brush went flying, and I knocked over poor Eric as I ran from the room.
"You snuck up on me!" I cried, gasping for breath as I sat on the bed. "Don't do that!"
"Did you see anything?" Eric rose from the floor where I had shoved him.
I didn't answer.
"You did see something, didn't you?" He asked. "C'mon. Tell me. Was it me? If it wasn't that's okay. Just tell me what you saw."
"You'll never believe me. Not in a million years."
"I saw something…"
"I knew it. What did you see?"
"Captain Samuel Black."
Eric was stunned into silence for a few moments, which was totally unlike him. He was never at a loss for words. Seeing him dumbfounded brought me out of my stupor.
"Not only did I see the Captain, he spoke to me. I also heard a foghorn and I smelled the ocean in there, like the Prospero was docked right next to the toilet."
"What did he say?"
I smiled. "He said you're lucky to have me."
Eric grinned. "Tell me something I don't know."
"He said I'm welcome here anytime and he'd keep us safe."
"That's good to know since the storm is closing in on us." At that very moment, the lights went out as lightning forked across the sky. The thunderclap that followed it rumbled through the darkness.
"Well, we have no power. The computers are down and I bet we don't have cable." I said, feeling my way around the bed as my eyes adjusted to the dark.
"There's plenty else we can do. You brought your toys, right?" He followed me to the bed, and then pinched me on the ass. I swatted his hand away, giggling.
"My favorite ones. Batteries are fully recharged."
"So let's make use of them." He wrapped his arms around my waist. "So Captain Black is in this room, right now?"
"Yup. I suspect he is."
"Think he's a voyeur?" Eric pulled my sweater over my head. "Let's put on a show for him to thank him for keeping us safe during the blackout."
Eric and I made full use of that four-poster bed that night. Out of the corner of my eye, I could have sworn I saw Captain Samuel Black lurking on the balcony, but he disappeared quickly, giving us our privacy and keeping us safe from the storm.
Thursday, October 23, 2014
Monday, October 20, 2014
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Welcome to Tuesday's Tales! This week's prompt is a picture prompt of drinks, as seen above. I had only 300 words to work wit this time. Quite the challenge. Eric is wining and dining his lady love again. What surprise is up his sleeve this time? Read the story and find out.
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I'd never been to a restaurant that was a converted jail. This was going to be the most unique eating experience ever. A waitress guided us to our jail cell. It was an old-fashioned gaol – thick bars, confined space, concrete walls, no window. Instead of institutional green or white the walls were painted with murals of Mexican landscapes. She pulled aside the barred door and let us in.
"I've been wanting to come to this place for years." I said. "This is the best surprise ever."
"I knew it would be. I'm going to order for us, since the food here is rather unusual. So are the drinks." Eric said.
He placed his order with the waitress, including two yuzu gimlets. He enjoyed making our little travels exciting adventures full of new experiences, whether they be a haunted bed and breakfast or a new drink I'd never tasted before. What did I do to deserve someone a wonderful as Eric? He chose me, all of me, including my insecurities and bad temper. I didn't have to be strong and "on" all the time around him. What I liked best was that he allowed me to relax and put my guard down. He was my soulmate.
The waitress came by with two melon-colored drinks in martini glasses. Tiny umbrellas and cherries skewered by plastic spears topped them. I lifted mine as he proposed a toast.
"To us. Forever." He said.
I sipped my drink. "This is the most delicious thing I've ever tasted."
"Expect the unexpected. Speaking of which, check out your drink more closely."
I wasn't sure what to think until I saw the flashing gemstones between two cherries. Eric skewered a ring onto the drink. I put it on and beamed.
He was indeed my soulmate.
Friday, October 17, 2014
Thursday, October 16, 2014
Sunday, October 12, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's Tale, free reads for all to enjoy. I've been away for a very long time but now I'm back with Eric and his sweetie's latest adventure. This week's prompt is "letter". What does he have up his sleeve this time?
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I woke up just after dawn to find Eric was not in bed. Curious, I got up and put on my kimono.
"Eric?" I called. No answer.
I figured he was in the bathroom doing crosswords on the toilet so I headed there.
I used the bathroom and then wandered about the house looking for him. Where could he be at 7 am on a Saturday morning? He wasn't called in to work. Maybe he was at his computer playing World Of Warcraft, but when I looked he wasn't there. So where was he?
I followed the delicious smell of freshly brewed coffee into the kitchen to find a red envelope leaning against the French press. Curious, I opened it. There was a letter inside. It read as follows:
Pour yourself a cup of joe and head to your computer. A surprise awaits. :)
Your true love,
Now I really wanted to know what trick he had up his sleeve this time. Knowing Eric, it would be fun. Might even be sexy. So I walked to my computer, eager to see what awaited me.
I found a pink carnation in a vase and another red envelope leaning against it. The letter inside read as follows:
I see you know how to follow instructions. Bring your coffee with you into the garden. Another surprise awaits you.
Your huggy bear,
Ah, so he was sending me on a scavenger hunt. I love scavenger hunts. I picked up the carnation and walked with coffee in hand to the garden. Good thing I wore my kimono because it was a tad chilly outside.
To my surprise, Eric was not in the garden. I saw a huge bouquet of pink and red carnations in a vase on our favorite table beneath a weeping olive tree. That was our outdoor place to hang out. Resting against the vase was yet another red envelope. The letter inside read as follows:
Good! You aren't bored yet. :) Enjoy the flowers. Come back into the house and go to the bedroom. Your final surprise awaits.
Your Cookie Pie,
I brought the carnations inside and sat them on the kitchen table. I didn't want the local wildlife to eat them or knock them over. Our cat Lucky jumped on the table, sniffed the flowers, and then wandered away, bored. The other three cats sat in a fur pile on the couch, staring at me, wondering why I was wandering about the house in the dead of morning.
I walked to the bedroom to find Eric sitting in bed beneath the blankets, holding a small package wrapped in red paper. He must have wrapped it himself since every corner was geometrically perfect. He was CDO that way. He prefers to call it CDO rather than OCD because he prefers the letters be in the correct order.
"How did you like your little adventure?" Eric asked, with a huge smile on his face.
"It woke me up. I love the flowers. Thank you." I finished my coffee and sat the mug on a dresser.
He held out the package. "Now, for your final surprise."
I took it from him and ripped off the paper. On the box was a picture of a rabbit vibrator.
"Is this what I think it is?"
"Yes. I wouldn't be so cruel as to use a box with a sex toy on the front and stick a cucumber inside it.'
I opened the box and pulled out a crimson vibe nearly a foot long. I weighed its heft in my hand.
"It's heavy. I couldn't possibly wield it on my own."
Eric pulled the blankets aside, inviting me in. "Then let me help you with it. But first – one more surprise." He picked up a sheet of paper from the dresser. "Take a look. I hope you like it."
I read the paper, not sure what I was looking at. "Is this a receipt for a stay in a hotel?"
"It sure is. Next weekend. A short little get-away. For fun." He grinned. "We can check out all the brew pubs in the area."
"You are wonderful!" I said as I tossed off my kimono. I placed the paper back on the dresser, and then crawled into bed beside him. "We need a vacation. I bet we'll see the leaves turning. It's that time of year."
"Yes, it is. And thank you. Now let's figure out how to use that vibe." He giggled.
We enjoyed the rest of the morning in bed doing things with that rabbit I had only dreamt about. What a great way to spend a Saturday.